Go to local train/bus/airpot/taxi rank. Talk to nice person. Tell them 'Take me to the real world!'. I've heard it's somewhere near Woking.When you get there choose one of two choices:1. Maintain your integrity, be the man, stand up, and plateau mid career if you are lucky. Does that grey flannel suit look nice now? Oooh look, beige stuff on sale...2. Suck up. Suck like a vaccum cleaner. Call yourself Hoover. Just like a Hoover, when you are finally full of sh!t dump on on someone else (who will now be junior to you as your sucking pulls you upwards).