A chance to brag, what car do you have?List the Brand, Model, Year.Let me start, Ford, Focus LX, 2007

Alstom, Electric Multiple Unit, 1996

Ferrari F430 - I am 21 years old and my last bonus was £9,000,000, the average among my peers. All my mates drive Ferrari's.

What do you do Anon?

Professional pillock.

Curious,i was kidding....

10 year old Nissan Micra

Orange UK, private car - BMW 320d 2006

My Top Tier Consulting Company (MBBB) gives me my own private jet to come to work every single day and at the weekends gives me exclusive use of a rocket to go to my company owned flat on Jupiter.

What are you...just out of high school???

Erm - aren't you the pillock who is asking people to brag about their cars?

I don't need a car. My firm employs bikini models to turn up at my French Chateau every morning with everything I need to do my job. Even my clients are brought to my home for meetings. As an extra perk my firm also employs people to bath me every morning, and to wipe my backside for me.

Is that all? What a puny package..MY employer offered to change the name of the firm to MY name if I wanted but I insisted they still called themselves what they are known for but put subliminal references to me throughout their website and promotional material. Porn stars come to my French Chateau every mornig where I tell them to P1ss off and come back lunchtime with a bacon sarnie and HP sauce as I'm too important to work ALL day. Bikini babes then carry me to the office and I sack them and get fresh ones to carry me back as the others get sweaty and tired carting my fat ar*e around. But what I really want is a nice company Mondeo, then I will have made it... o yes..

'95 MkII Mondeo GLX here. Good reliable car.

My firm literally dismantles the head office every night and re-builds it at 9am next to my house - only to dismantle it again at 5pm....

I'm bigger than all of you. I am Goldman Sachs and do The Lord's work.

I didn't get where I am today by doing things I didn't do.

To be, or not to be. THAT is the question.

My company gave me a go kart and a year's supply of baked beans and tofu. Go go fart power.

I tried racing a '95 MkII Mondeo GLX btw; spent the rest of the day walking like John Wayne and sat on a rubber ring. Nice beans though - got the ones with little sausages.

What kindsof cars do most Partners drive?

My partner drives the car that her smart git of a lawyer got off me in the divorce settlement - the cow!

"Erm - aren't you the pillock who is asking people to brag about their cars?"Yep, that was because I thought you guys had big egos and would indeed like to brag about things. But these answers makes me think you guys are just plain miserable...

I don't drive, i'm driven.

...bus then.

I'll shortly be receiving a handsome bonus for some M&A work I did last year. I'm thinking of getting a Ferrari but a friend of mine has a Porsche and I really like it. Any advice from people out there in terms of how these cars compare? I'm looking at all aspects (handling, comfort, depreciation,...). Any other car suggestions are welcome. No silly answers please.

I hv a well hot 1987 315i. All de bitches luv me. I gets many cats in my cat flap

I'll soon be getting my bonus too for some great IT work I did, so I'm looking for some advice also - should I take the No 8 or the 137 Bus? Any thoughts? Comfier seats? Double decker?

Mr Bonus had a £100 bonus last year. He shytes ye all not. I spent it mostly on petrol.

SamMan - congratulations on starting the most ridiculous thread. You do know this forum is for professional people to seek and offer advice on consultancy don't you?

SamMan - congratulations on starting the most ridiculous thread. You do know this forum is for professional people to seek and offer advice on consultancy don't you?