ZB,Surely you must be taking delight at the plight of many of us Acn charlatans - blocked for promotion, 0% payrises etc.But why so quiet? We could surely do with some of your advice at this stage.

Well I suppose one be merciful and compassionate in these austere economic times. Whilst I have a visceral and deep-seated issue with process mapping, data-architecture, IT configuration, IT change, IT strategy, IT programme management, project management, business transformation charlatans which (like an virulent and malign disease) continue to infect and eat into the the heart of the UK economy. I must show restraint and not openly critisize otherwise hopeless and skills-deficient people.ZB

ZB's absence is obvious. It's the school holidays, so he doesn't have access to the computer room to post. He has to wait until his mum takes him to the library to get online.

Nah. When the option came up, he took VR from Accenture.EC