Dear PirloYou are correct, I am clearly a muppet - there has been no reduction in M&A activity - in fact this is one of the easiest times for anyone to get a job in M&A. The OP should ignore my genuine but idiotic advice and simply phone up Goldmans, Citi and CS - who are quite clearly in easy street.Oh, just one thing - no one in M&A (or even IB in general) reads the FT. They prefer to use data from Thompson Reuters or other proper sources of info, such as the story below, which clearly shows that M&A deal volume is at its lowest in FIVE YEARS (muppet!).If you could get beyond the headlines of a paper that is only read by provincial FDs or wannabee MC's and read the detail you would see that only three firms have seen any uptick in volumes BECAUSE OF THE COMPLETE DISAPPEARANCE AND TAKEOVER of many of their competitors, resulting in the sudden appearance of 100's of experienced M&A people in the dole queue (and ahead of the OP in the job queue!)Please, please, please tell us all which incredibly rubbish consultancy firm now has such lax interviewing processes as to let you put your name on their business cards.Story from Deallogic is below for your convenience. Ask your HR Rep to read it to you at the end of your exit interview."Global merger and acquisition activity fell to its lowest level in five years, according to financial activity monitor Dealogic, as the financial world continues to reel from the aftermath of the economic crisis of the past two years.Further M&A activity for the world's eight largest economies -- commonly known as the G-8 -- is down to its lowest activity since Dealogic began keeping track. Year to date in 2009, M&As fell 39% to $702.6 billion in transaction volume. For the United States, the largest participant in M&A, deal volume is down to an estimated $375 billion compared to $680 billion from a year ago.The biggest advisor in 2009 was the investment firm Goldman Sachs (GS: 160.4916, -0.0884, -0.06%), who led the advising business with $339.8 billion in volume this year, followed by Morgan Stanley (MS: 27.77, 0.19, 0.69%) with $322.7 billion and JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM: 36.91, 0.07, 0.19%) with $299.2 billion.All three saw an increase in business, with several of their competitors -- Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns and Merrill Lynch -- gone or merged with other firms."