Dear fellow PA'ers,I understand that many of you have expressed reservations over the quality of leadership within PA in recent months. I would like to assure you that this has not fallen on deaf ears. We in the management team have found this forum to be very useful as a barometer for consulting staff opinions and it is for this reason that I have chosen to make the following announcement here instead of via internal e-mail.The PA management team have carried out a thorough review of the business and have concluded the following.• The consultancy community feels the management team is “out of touch”• There is an unfortunate but undeniable requirement to “right size” the consulting pool in order to match costs to revenue opportunities• The PA brand has been devalued in recent times due to adverse publicity over security issues.It is with extreme pleasure and great excitement that I am therefore able to announce a brand new initiative that will show that the management team once again have their finger on the pulse of modern life, will help the business reduce costs, and will provide the outside world with an positive view of the great work we do in a way that shows we are security aware.You may have noticed the introduction of a great number of security cameras? From next Monday the footage from these cameras will be used to deliver a 24/7 TV program on The Consulting Channel (818 on Sky, 908 on Virgin/NTL) called “Big Brother: The PA Edition”. The program is being produced by the same firm that produced the recent reality TV show “Paris Hilton – my new best Lean Process Advisor”, so you can be assured of its quality.Each week our clients will be able to follow the work our consultants do and vote for which five consultants should be ejected from the company. As the removal will be on clear objective performance grounds the impacted individuals will not qualify for statutory redundancy pay.I am sure as you read this you are all feeling very excited that the management team have once again captured the zeitgeist in a way that will return the company to a firm financial footing and greatly enhance our public reputation. You will no doubt have many questions and I look forward to setting up Q&A sessions in the near future.