Day in life:8pm: Wake up8:30: hop on boat to commute to work9:15: get in office9:20: shoot the shiit with colleagues over a coffee or two9:40: plan day10:15: smoke a few cigarettes10: 30 do some work11:30: flirt with female colleagues in the office12:00 lunch---2 hr lunch---2:00: do some work3:00 Bitch about our lousy 6 figure salaries amongst colleagues3:15: ciggy break.+ flirt eith office girls by the kitchen3:45: do some work5:00 hop on boat for a ride back homeThe above is a real depiction of my job duties. No exaggerations.

That's funny as that was genuinly my daily routine for about 6 months on a role I had. Ah the good old days.

In that case anon, you and i are a rare breed.

Who do you work for and are they recruiting!?!

Wow. If you would like to swap jobs please let me know. My day so far:3:45 am Wake up4:30 Taxi to airport6:00 Flight to Brussels8:30 (CET) Arrive at work12:00 Absolutely no time for lunch12:01 - 5:00 Series of useless meetings5:00 Not so gentle reminder to submit my expenses tonight5:05 Request from client for "some slides" before I leave tonight5:06 Realization that I will be having yet another pizza delivery at workMidnight ETA at hotelSpends rest of day feeling sorry for himself / dreaming of working in a cafe somewhere 9-5.