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ZB…..what is your vision?

 
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#0 ZB…..what is your vision?
 
Peter - ACN Partner
15.05.8 00:00
 
ZB,I have ripped apart your modus operadi – it consists of:1) Wake up.2) Feel angry two seconds after waking up.3) Blame IT and ~Technology.4) Yearn for the pre-industrial age.5) Read the latest thread on this site.6) Become angrier.7) Write a response to said thread.8) Navigate to thesaurus.com9) Replace certain key words with targeted “big” words in order to sound wity, sharp, erudite and bitter.10) Retire to bed.11) Return to step 1.Rather than constantly sniping, what can you offer in response to the current paradigm?You constantly wine about:project management, change management, process design, process mapping, business process optimisation, business transformation, IT implementation, What is you issue? Projects need to be managed? Change needs to be championed – otherwise we’re left with the quo. Would you prefer that we revert to a pre-automation, manual way of doing business?
 
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#0 RE: ZB…..what is your vision?
 
anon
15.05.8 00:00
 
Disagree, I think ZB is just having a laugh winding people up - and he's very good at it. Why waste time responding, I know I'm doing it but it's lunch time!
 
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dummo
15.05.8 00:00
 
what does erudite mean?
 
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kd
15.05.8 00:00
 
All the ZBs who post make one central point in a generally humourous way:Management Consulting is of higher value and requires a braoder skill set than IT Consulting.
 
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anon
15.05.8 00:00
 
Pete,That was priceless. You've given me my weekly hit of bullsh1t bingo in one fell swoop ("paradigm" is becoming so difficult to come by).Warm thanksWonderfully poor use of latin too...Don't let the ZBs get to you - that's what they want!
 
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Lord ZB of strategy
16.05.8 00:00
 
My vision .... to eradicate the useless thoughts and ramblings of all the IT charlatans from this forum
 
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zb
16.05.8 00:00
 
And what's wrong with that? I fûcking hate alarm clocks.
 
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