Hello,I am a Master of the Universe and have enjoyed a career of immense success (a number of times defending Castle Grayskull from Skeletor).Having tired of epic physical combat I believe my skills would be ideally suited to consulting. What's more, I will have to beat away all the birds from human capital with a sh1tty stick.I would be most grateful for any advice. I would be particularly interested in undertaking generic low paid and fairly meaningless IT work for Accenture.

I think you should qualify as a doctor first.

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