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What does every consultant want for Christmas?

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#0 What does every consultant want for Christmas?

Lonely Consultant's Wife

20.11.7 00:00

As a lonley consultants wife, whom bearly see's her husband as he jets around the world. As I harly know him anymore and can't keep upto date with his interests, I was wondering what to buy him for Christmas.Can a consultant make any recommendations?

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hmmm

20.11.7 00:00

Do they do gift certificates for escort agencies...?

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The Senior Vice President

20.11.7 00:00

LCW - Assuming this isn't a wind-up or a gross exaggeration, I think you need to have a serious chat with your husband. Balls to the presents... it sounds like you have some substantially more pressing issues to deal with.

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anon

20.11.7 00:00

Handcuffs could do the trick.

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My wish would be

20.11.7 00:00

I would love a Star Trek teleporter for Christmas - NO MORE TRAVELLING. Shame you cant buy one

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anon

20.11.7 00:00

the escort gift certificate is a good idea... or a prestige wrist watch

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lonely consultant

20.11.7 00:00

we just wanna be home.. give him the hug of the century when u see him next

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anon

21.11.7 00:00

Christine, is that you?

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djd

21.11.7 00:00

a divorce? Some tasteful drapes? You realise consultants aren't a homogeneous group, all wishing santa brings then a mighty morphing power ranger this christmas right? So far i think that's just me

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hmmm

21.11.7 00:00

nope, me too... hopefully the green one... Tommy... he was a G.

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Anon

22.11.7 00:00

.. a job in investment banking

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anon

24.11.7 00:00

Noise-cancelling headphones (for use when flying)

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Taxman

24.11.7 00:00

A usb TV adapter from currys, as the hotel channels are decrypted by the TV. So plug your USB adapter into laptop, plug TV co-axial into USB adapter and all the blockbuster films are free. Will stop you paying £14 a night for internet access.

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A Taxman fan

25.11.7 00:00

Does this include the X rated film channels?

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Taxman

25.11.7 00:00

yes it does, thre is donleyporn galore

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anon

25.11.7 00:00

Taxman: For all your filth-hankering needs.

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Sophie

26.11.7 00:00

Good idea Taxman! How does the Internet access scam work though? Surely you can't get Internet access just by plugging a coaxial cable intended for broadcasting TV channels into your PC via a TV tuner card?? I thought most of these places use wireless access?

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Taxman

27.11.7 00:00

Sohie/DaveIts not Internet AceessIts a USB TV card, as such it needs you to plug a co-axial cable into it, and then it decodes the channels.Now in Hotels the TV decodes the channels, as to be fair most folk dont turn up with their own Telly.

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