2 x questions:1 - what are good speed dating questions to ask someone if you only have 2 minutes in total?2 - what is a good answer to the question "what do you do?" which admits to being a consultant but doesn't make you sound like a tw*t?Deacs

The answers to these (and many other) questions can be found in the (top secret) Mckinsey field manual:1 - How many condoms are there in London? (Additional credit shown for accurate calculation including used ones).2 - I work at McKinsey. I advise God on how to run your life. Now that's enough silly questions from you girlie, it's my turn.

how about, "hi love, have you got any spare denture adhesive?" that's always charmingly whacky.....

Mars A Day - do you ever stop thinking about it?

Yes.