Guys (and girls), I'm ready. Ready to join my (soon to be) fellow high-flighersTop quals - checkTop MBA - checkNepotistically derived fantastic internship - checkBuffed body - checkAchingly altruistic extracurriculars - checkAdjective of choice - "golden" - checkVerb of choice - "ace" - checkHowever, one final link in the chain is missing (and I need to get closure on this before I join McK) - I'm unsure as to my choice of yacht. Any suggestions?

Small enough to fit in the bath; big enough that it won't get washed down the plughole.This season's colour is yellow.Thank me later.

Anything other than an Edmiston would be silly talk.That's what I have anyway.

Personality Shutdown - checkrelease of grip on reality - checkpatronising tone/look - checkability to work for what ends up working out at the minimum hourly wage due to number of hours worked verses pay - checkability to advise clients to do the opposite of what you told them to do on your last visit - checklong version powerpoint template (just change client name) - checkNow you're ready

No batteries for your vibrator, try a cardboard tube fill of wasps taped at both ends.Wronmg tip for him? no!

Taxman,Long boozy lunch, huh?

Im off on holiday mate, enjoying the sun with my views of arran from my backgarden and having some fun.Consulting is not all nose to the grindstone, if it were then anyone could do it :)

Mate? Mate???????How dare you. I've got an MBA!! I deserve respect!Have a nice holiday. Avoid flip flops.

Anon , will do.As for an MBA, well done I suppose, I dont have one dont feel the need either.Flip flops, I have sandals made from some animal which is soft to step on....