Looking for suggestions for a second income. I can spare about 5 hours a week.Sensible suggestions please!

Spreadbetting - Start learning and research the markets and never risk more than you can afford to loose. This is trickier than it seems cos the amount you risk cannot always be calculated in advance.

Um was thinking book keeping, CV writing, Programming, anything you can do from your room without requiring and amber lamp shade

Like I said spreadbetting. No need for the lamp. Leave that for Amsterdam ;-) You could be the webmaster for a local charity, youth club or private company. These usually require a few hours a week to update the site and that is about it. Else do something with students or children e.g. Baby sitting, tutoring etc.

private tutoring, dog and cat sitting, fluffing, independent consulting to small business or you could do nights on one of those phone lines for dirty old men

Fluffing ? Are you sure? Spread betting is none too shabby an idea but you will require a bit of a scooby about whatever market you chose. Contracts for difference is very similar but you can also get badly burnt....which is a shame!

How about selling your bottom while on assignments? Strange town, unlikely to get recognised, time on your hands, meet new people.The hourly rate is better than consulting...or so they tell me... and metaphorically you do it already.

writing essays for students, doing research

If you will 'Love me long time' for £10 im in...

DCF - That is the funniest post ever... Metahorically... You do it already.... Hahahaha... Seriously speaking.. the chat line option is a great idea..

Idea. Stop posting shoddy posts, work harder, get promoted. Job done.Or, just move to another firm and get a £5k salary bump.