Oh no, I think I'm going slightly mad.I have developed a worrying habit of being Unintentionally and gently offensive to complete strangers.I'm sure everybody makes sub-conscious observations about those around them. I have been under a lot of stress recently and have begun to utter these out loud. For example, I was just in a lift with somebody at work and involuntarily uttered the words "Kevin Keegan mullet" to my fellow lift occupant. He took it in his stride with good humour....but next time I may not be so lucky.I think I need a break. Any of you ever experienced any this similar?

It happened to me a year ago - just before i got locked up...

Maybe you just call a spade a spade? And as for Kevin Keegan mulletts - its 2007 for Gawd's sake! The guy deserved it (although would suggest not saying this sort of thing anywhere you cannot easily make a run for it).Think of it as a fitness plan...

you shouldn't be too rude to people if you can help it, I know some of them may be odd looking etc and you may have been having a bad day but they have feelings too...think of the ripple effect... maybe even try a random act of kindness... it helps your inner well-being if you look for good in the world although I know this is easier said than done sometimes