I have two offers, i cant seem to pick. Can you help?! 1) Accenture Strategy - consultant2) Bain & Co - associate consultant3) Macquarie - analyst4) Blackstone - Analyst

You seem to have failed your numeracy test.

I'd go for the Mars job. I've heard they like one arm to be hairy and the other to be bald. You'd better comply or they won't invite you to an interview though.

You've got it wrong - one arm needs to be shorter than the other. It's a presentation thing.(see previous threads on the perfect consultant)

Well, I thought that was obvious - it's the same in all consultancies isn't it? Mars prefer the long arm to be shaven so it can swoosh through the air quicker whilst the presentations are going on. It also helps the arm stay cleaner when doing those ad hoc blackboard based presentations. The hairy one is then useful for cleaning the board for the next 'slide'.