Constructive criticism as requested...While on paper you seem a strong candidate the fact that you are looking for your first real job at 27 means that you are clearly a work-shy student soap dodger who has sought to avoid the real world and hide behind internships and additional qualifications for the sake of them. Therefore I think you would struggle to fit in amongst other entry level candidates who would not only be 5 years + younger than you, but also would have probably garnered alot more social skills and be more rounded individuals, as while you were getting your distinction and 'prizes', they were in the pub learning about the real world and how to drink. This combined with the fact you are clearly an obnoxiously smug git, would mean that an interviewer is unlikely to accept you (I know I wouldn't if I interviewed you) so to answer your question.....No, not a snowball's chance, try digging a well in Africa or banking.