Stats:4 A's at A Level - Maths, Chemistry, Physics, Business Studies.1st Class Degree - Economics. LSE. (2006)Captain of Rugby Team, President of numerous student societies. Internship with top IB. Facts:I am about to launch myself onto the market. I WILL take consulting to the next level. I am offering you the chance to hire me first. Start queuing!! Serious replies will elicit serious responses. Jealousy and bitterness will elicit quiet contempt.

Is the LSE good, then?

LSE rugby has never been up to much. I would scrap that from your CV before you send it in to any firms.Otherwise good luck. Tone down the attitude in interviews and you should have a shot. Shame you didn't go to Oxbridge though.

Er...so you are good at exams and playing sport (who isnt these days!)Do you have any work experience? Why do you want to be a management consultant. Sounds like you may be better suited to academia

Bruno, you're an idiot.

Mate who want to hire such a stuck up full of him self twat like you??? Lets not for get no matter how hot shit you think you are there is someone better than you

Bruno who do you think you are? Your just one of a handful of graduates who think they're the next generation of high flying partners. You want some facts: There are 1000's of MBAs from top bskewls, way better than LSE that are less cocky and more realistic than you. Growup.

I think the lucky, lucky people are working at LSE.

I think the lucky, lucky people are working at LSE.

If you're so good, how come you're unemployed?

Bruno, there's no such thing as a fact. I would have thought those critical theorists at LSE would have taught you AT LEAST that.You spent all that money on the LSE brand and didn't even learn the basics. Tut tut.

Found this thread and it made me smile...I wonder where Bruno is now?

I believe he was the inspiration for Brüno Gehard