Wanting a new car. I am fairly junior i.e not looking for a Ferrari or expensive car. My requirements are:FastThree doorTo use dailyWell built with good brand imageunder £20KRelatively economical but performance higher priority.Holds value when resellingThinking Golf GTI Mark V. Any opinions?

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Smart car doesn't fit with:FastWell built with good brand image Relatively economical but performance higher priorityIn fact I should add I would rather look heterosexual.

Honda Civic manages to fulfill all criterias...good choice according to me

Ford Escort RS Mk2

Mk 2? Preferably something built in this century.Is a Merc SLK280 a homo car?

Or just buy a p*nis enlargement instead - sounds like thats what you really want

No. I want a car.

he got it right the first time.. sounds like you want a pen*s enlargement..

As much as I find you hilariously entertaining I am after car advice. Having a big pen*s won't help me get to work unless I can use it to swing on like a vine.

Is brand name of the car important to you? If not, then go for a KIA or hyundai. They are cheap, and do all the basic things well. Great for city driving. Wont get you laid though, but you did not mention that as a requirement.If you do want your car to assis you in getting chicks, then try for a more expensive sports car such as the nissan 350Z, or a mazda roadster. They are well made, great performance, and looks as well. But they surely are more expensive than kia/hyundai's.

Korean cars?? Bad idea...Below is a quote from a cars discussion forum..."...Go ahead and buy a Hyundai if you want... but expect to see some spit on it every now and then..."Also remember an episode from "Top Gear" where the guys put on wheels on a car made of washing machines and actually drove it! This was done to show the quality of cars that come out of Korea.

Honda S2000?

I have a Suzuki Swift - it's great.... (and cheap)...

Golf all the way - I have a Nissan Micra, which may seem under-stated, but then I do compensate by having an excessively large p*nis....

www.whatcar.comWhy would you a) ask this nonsense here, and b) get arsy with people for this forum's standard daft response?

Seat Leon Cupra R - not as much a boy racer car as the Civic, good looks, speed, reliability, it's the best bits of the Golf GTi and Audi TT but cheaper.

I have to say though, this forum's standard daft response gets me through the morning ;)

Audi A3 - Top looks - fast - and a touch of class - All in favour?

I thought about S2000 and an £3. A3 is nice but I think I would prefer an S3. These cost considerably more than the Golf GTI but I don't think the car warrants the extra. The S2000 I think once the novelty wears off I would be left with a honda. Nissan 350Z looks nice, sounds nice but same with honda you're left with a nissan once novelty factor goes. I think I'll go with the Golf GTI in Black. There's something about the red stripe at the front.

Fantastic thread people - real fascinating insight into the inner workings of the great minds at work in the consultancy profession. I was speaking a older colleague recently at a well-known major company, he put it very succintly and forthrightly: the consulting profession is a joke, the only reason why companies use consultants is because there is some grunt work to be done that no-one else in the company wants to do or is prepared to hire someone to do it. All this tosh about 'trused advisor' and subject matter experts' is such hyperbole reeld off by unintelligent and often economically ignorant partners to to encourage its staff to work on assignments which are quite frankly pointless, uninteresting, unchallenging and pervasively decayingZB

ZB I am delighted you too would opt for a Golf GTI.

You can buy my car from me. Nissan 350z GT, perfect condition. 15K email me for full spec if interested

Jesus Sheeple, choose a car that sets you apart, in your price range:C30 T5 (230 PS) Starts at £20,285 on the road * Sporty five-cylinder 2.5 litre turbocharged petrol engines * 320 Nm available from just 1500 revs * 0 to 100 km/h in 6.7 seconds * Dual continuously variable valve timing * Available with six-speed manual or five-speed Geartronic automatic transmission

If we are using this as the new Autotrader for consultants then...........I have a grey S2 Lotus Elise for sale for £10'000 as I'm moving to Dubai - if anyone interested let me know.By the way this is a good car to be seen in if you want to be noticed!

How many miles salesman? How about £5,000 and a detailed performance anaylsis report?