Ok - the guy who usually sits next to me to has just been sent to Nigeria on a project for 8 months. One of my close friends has just ended up Northern Ireland for a year. Another is currently part way through a longterm project in Cardiff.I'm fed up with travel after 5 years of weeknights sleeping in dingy Travelodges or in nasty foreign cities (Rotterdam, etc). I like London and want to stay in town for a few months, but HR are bound to ask me to travel for my next project, which could be anywhere.So - here's my question: whats the best response when the inevitable call from scheduling comes? All sarcasm invited...