Hello. I'm interested in making a song about consultancy. Featuring day to day experiences, what life is like as a consultant, etc.Please have a go at some lyrics and share them with us!

Hotels and trips away used to be excitingNow the thought of another one is frightening

christ. that was shat.

Is this thread intended to bait zb or are you genuinely interested? If it's the former, good on you, but if it's the latter...

If it's the former, my God you're a loser...

Now there's a thought... lyrics featuring quotes from these boards would be even better! Some of the cynical little remarks would make excellent additions!

See thread 28906 for some lyrics already provided.

Hear the words I singConsultancy's a horrid thingSo I sing, sing, singDing a ling a ling

Macro macro man, I want to be a macro man(sung to Village People's macho man)You're so bain, You probably wrote this song about you,You're so bain........(sung to you're so vain)I could go on but I think I'd rather not. I have some self respect left.

This one is about consultants & PowerPoint?Ya standin' in lineBelievin' the liesYa bowin' down to the flagYa gotta bullet in ya headA bullet in ya head A bullet in ya headA bullet in ya headA bullet in ya headA bullet in ya headA bullet in ya headA bullet in ya headA bullet in ya headA bullet in ya head!A bullet in ya head!A bullet in ya head!A bullet in ya head!A bullet in ya head!A bullet in ya head!A bullet in ya head!Ya gotta bullet in ya fuckin' head!Yeah!Yeah!