Hi,I have received an offer from accenture and have been sent a medical questionnaire. I had a stomach infection 4 years ago. might sound wierd but does this affect the job offer in any way?

Dear Terry Fuckwit,Yes. Stomach infections and lower limb injuries mean you cannot work for Accenture. The entirely non-sedentary nature of the work means you rule yourself out automatically if you mention having had any such medical problems in the past.Hail be,Dame Diane

Yes I once had a migrane in the mid 80's and a bout of depression. Cured it all with an addiction to drugs and gambling.Chin Chin old chap, Medical history is only for the medical insurance, personally i would not be bothered unless your in the tiger hunting division.Friend of mine worked there, long hours stomping through the Raj on elephant back, searching for the elusive blighters to bag.Stomach Infections would mean the buggers could sniff us out and we would all be quite dead before you could say 'Irratible Bowel Syndrome' or defecate all over your shoes....but then again..I was very....very.... drunk