Hi! A mate of mine is a bit of a music producer whizz and said he'll make me a song if I give him some lyrics.I want to make a song about consultancy. It can literally be in any style - I was thinking either techno or hardcore rap. But anything goes!However, I need some lyrics. Can any of you guys give me some inspiration?Thanks! ~MrDJ

In the style of Victoria Wood (i.e. the staccato effect is intentional) here is a song about consulting:All those case studies... They were no breeze...But to become a consultant... I was exultant...Yet now I consult... As a fully grown adult...I realise... It&apos;s <i>suuuch</i> a cult...Excel is hell and PowerPoint... is <i>theee</i> occult...As I&apos;m consulting... The client&apos;s insulting... The effect resulting... is my revolting...I cannot stand... the drivel bland... that comes so easily... to me now...Consultancy in strategy... is such bullsh*t... I&apos;m sick of it... The MBBB... they hold no glee, for me... Oh yes, you see, I want to work... in <i>in-dus-try</i>...-------------Here are some more rhymes if anyone else has time to compose some more verses:Accenture... censure...Bain... vain... cocaine... champagne... feign... brain... strain...

You could have some backing vocalists humming "Mmmm...Buh...Buh...Buh" (MBBB)

How about nicking bits from existing songs related to consulting:"The animals went in <b>2x2</b> , hurrah! hurrah!"Or anything by the Bee-(C)-Gees

This is the lamest thread ever.

It&apos;s better than "what watch should I buy" or "I paid too much for my shoes - did I pay too much for my shoes"

I may add in my favorite Ron Jeremy soundtrack, buttman4, you can sing to that about consultancy and the video is already suitable.

I&apos;m a Consultanthelping outOffering adviceremoving doubtOffering helpreducing fearTwo thousand pounds a daywill buy you an idea

Go Go PowerPoint rangers...

Ok, I&apos;m running the risk of looking really stupid but it won&apos;t be for the first time. Pray tell what is MBBB??? I had to ask someone in the pub the other night what they were on aabout talking about IBs......and then was confused as to why they just didn&apos;t say investment banks.

You need some new friends

MBBB refers to the 4 best strategy consultancies. Much in the same way as the Big 4 refers to the main 4 auditing companies.

Thanking you kindly. Don&apos;t need any new friends thanks got more than enough and in consulting they can be a tad on the boring side. So MBBB translates as McK,Boston, Bain and who?,Bollox?

Why not go and ask your buddies down the pub, they seem to know all the lingo?

The 3rd "B" = Bowne - as I keep on telling you.

someone told me it was BAS... who is correct?

I&apos;m no lennon but these songs are terrible.

What do you mean "Browne" as you keep telling me...that&apos;s the first time you&apos;ve mentioned it. Or is it by yet another anon BAS? can&apos;t ask down the pub yet as it&apos;s not nearly late enough...give it another hour or so tho&apos;

O for God&apos;s sake! The third B is for Booz Allen Hamilton.

But the M definitely stand for Mars, right?;-)

Is it true that the first B stand for Bounty?