Hi,I'm lacking in confidence, I'm shy...basically I'm a wallflower. I need a plumber. I understand this is the forum for scenarios such as mine.Can you help? Any numbers for me?

Hey "A bit of a weed.." we all have problems. Please try and be understanding.Mr Nervous has self-confidence issues.A mars a day has an identity crisis.Bingobango keeps getting mistaken for being a woman.The scottish bloke who keeps posting about Oxbridge has a chip on his shoulder.The dubai based recruitment agent is desperate for work.Half the graduates posting here can't put together a wardrobe on their own.Numerous posters called "anon" feel like they're being shafted in their bonus or appraisal.The only one who seems to be doing OK for himself at the moment is boxershorts.Lets support each other in our times of need.

... glad to see the propaganda is going well!Yes, I'd say I'm happy in my lot for the moment. But there is more to life, right.Maybe I'm just well-balanced because I'm a Libran.;)(And there have also been mistaken opinions as to my gender ...)

Is gender a matter of opinion then ?Very 21st century..

Plus has gotcha there Boxer. You are normally less ambiguous though. I reckon Boxershorts is a guy, but maybe I'm being manipulated by a well-selected handle!Bet you think I'm an Aussie.

Shall I be Twix, Aero, Toblerone? I'm so confused.

... or Flake?

how about a chump?

All the imagination demonstrated by calling yourself 'Anon' anon. And Anon does go on anon anon.No, think it'll have to be Drifter.

If your a nice lady who needs a plumber please see the seduction thread. Thanks!

Just realised that my joke was ruined by the fact that the chocolate bar is a chomp and not a chump. Oops, my bad.