Pls can anyone advise what is the best haircut for consulting? I was thinking maybe long on top with it swept back over my ears, sort of like tom cruise used to have. Thx in advance for your help. p.s. I need it to complement my watch, car, laptop, mobile phone, choice of wine, the gym I go to and my shirt (earlier threads were a great help with all this)

Shave it and with the remains get a nice moustache and beard.That will make you even more manly than you are.If you have plenty of hair then you can also leave a sexy symbol on your skull, maybe a dollar sign. That will show everyone what a leader you are. Women will want to get laid with you and men will admire you. If you are a woman, you better be bisexual.

The dollar sign symbol on the bald skull is a MUST. This will really show everyone who the big man is!While we're on the topic, I also have an important question..... which shoe should I put on first while getting dressed in the morning? The right? Or the Left? And do I shine these shoes before I put them on? Or after? My thinking is that I put the right shoe on first. Only amateur wanna-be consultants put their left shoe on first... right? The same ones that order red wine with fish (i mean, how amateur!!!!)Regards,The Professional, Sophisticated, Arrogant Consultant

Shining shoes is so last year - we shine our feet here.....

Laid back and flicked both sides, wedge at the back.

The best do for consulting has to be the Bateman look from American Psycho.

Male or female?

Work with the client on this one. If the decision maker is bald wear your hair long. In meetings take a comb, use it, ask if he'd like to borrow it, wink, slap him on his big bald head and laugh heartily.If you're a man a short back and sides will suffice.