How many Strategy Consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

don't know but it would take a lot of spreadsheets, powerpoints and charged out days to a true understanding of this important issue.

Why change the lightbulb? Let's work in the dark - it's new, it's hip, it hightens the senses and therefore improves employee productivity.We see 'dark firms' as the leading light of the 21st century, dark is the new light.Also it's very green, we could pay $100m sponsoring an F1 team just to raise awareness of the new direction of the firm.

We outsourced the technical illumination facility department years ago, it's now covered remotely from India and out lightbulbs are replaced virtually by a guy called Dave Rocks who has an iffy accent but an indepth knowledge of what's happened on Eastenders recently!

No number of strategy consultants would be able to change a lightbulb. We don't do implementation.

It depends ...

hehehe.....strange as it may seem I work in strategy and I can change a light bulb!!! I'm also qualified to rewire & replumb a house and do a bit of welding if you like. I always find it disappointing that these type of skills never make it onto my client facing CV