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Funniest Moment in your Career?

 
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#0 Funniest Moment in your Career?
 
Funny
18.12.6 00:00
 
I have just had the funniest moment in my career. Picture the scene. Boardroom, very sombre atmosphere, everyone nervous as project is 4 months late and well over budget - We all know the FD is going to hit the roof.In he walks, immediately I notice that he has "not shaken" himself properly after having a PI55. He went mental at us all, called us incompetent, ect all with a pi55 stain the size of a football on his pants. He went on and on and on for 10 minutes, particularly at the PMO who he mercilessly singled out. Anyway, he finished off with “Any Questions?” The PMO piped up “yes, do you realise that you have pi55 stain the size of a watermelon on your pants?” – The whole room burst out laughing and couldn’t stop. The FD started sending people out of the room because they couldn’t stop. Top - C: Join the Xmas spirit and share with us your funniest consulting moments
 
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#0 Unprofessional
 
tim
18.12.6 00:00
 
Sounds like a very poor performance from your Assignment Mgr. I'm surprised at his lack of tact, and even more surprised that you weren't kicked off the client site
 
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Shake your Moneymaker
18.12.6 00:00
 
What about the poor shaking skills? Basic drills for any gentleman, surely?
 
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Village Idiot
19.12.6 00:00
 
I call "BS". If not, you definitely should have been thrown out on your ear.
 
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Missing the point
19.12.6 00:00
 
I have to say that if some snot nosed consultant laughed in my face, having paid him a fortune in fees, and he didn't deliver, I'd kick him off site without a hesitation. Then we'd see the one who'd be wetting his trousers, as he explained the screw up, and his egregious behaviour, to his partner laterWho did you say you worked for ?
 
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Random Acts of Language
19.12.6 00:00
 
On a lighter note, although I'm not sure how funny this might be for some people, this is from before the consulting phase of my career when I was a combat engineering officer.One of the things that MOD does is give a sh!tload of money to big strategy shops to come in and make a complete mess of running a fighting force. However this was a middle tier firm, rather than a strat house.I was sitting in a presentation by a reasonably high powered team who'd done a study looking at some organisational development. The subtleties of our business had been explained in some detail a number of times by different people and at different times.It became increasingly apparent that they hadn't actually taken any of the ''8 hours notice to move'', ''hostile environment'', ''extended logistic chains''. The most important thing missing was an appreciation that their prejudices about military leadership styles were downright wrong, having turned down an opportunity to spend a couple of days on exercise to observe what one of the units in the business area did.The amusement was watching the engagement manager realise this over the course of an hour as my General calmly and politely tore the analysis apart by making observations on the methodology, assumptions and conclusions. He resolutely continued through the presentation but it became clear about half way through that he was dreading introducing each new point.It was one of those, funny but painful to watch episodes.Less funny was the ''RAOL, get your **** in here and tell me why they ****** up so badly'' later that day.........
 
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Stig
19.12.6 00:00
 
Someone telling me that Mott Macdonald are a great Management Consultancy.
 
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sam
03.01.7 00:00
 
Leaving to become an internal consultant. I now walk past my old office at 5.30pm and give everyone a cheery wave as I know they'll be there for another 2 hours!
 
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Ronald McDonald
03.01.7 00:00
 
Someone telling me BAS isn't full of IBM/ACN rejects
 
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#0 RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Funniest Moment in your Career?
 
tom
11.01.7 00:00
 
PROJECT 4 MONTHS LATE AND OVERBUDGET-Tell me dude which firm? All involved on the project should be shot!
 
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