Anybody got any good selfies or links to funny photos about consultants? Just as a bit of friday fun type thing

Good few here...http://awkwardedmilibandmoments.tumblr.com/

Arby he said 'consultant' not one of an idiot threepack..

He's just like a Consultant. Full of empty promises with no capacity to deliver, surrounded by peers ready to clamber over his lifeless body to get into his role, having to appease customers who don't know what they want, or even what they think they want, and wears a suit EVERYWHERE......I love the bitingly satirical slant on this thred. Can you guess I'm a Tory voter?

[quote] having to appease customers who don't know what they want, or even what they think they want, and wears a suit EVERYWHERE...[/quote]so he consultants to Lib Dems?

Oh the lib dems certainly know what they want. They want all your money. All in the name of "fairness". Their idea of fair is that we give them all our money. That's what they call "fair".

No matter who you vote for you, you wind up with the Government. Clearly its a rigged system.

So..... vote for me! Vote meas Supreme High Chancellor.Forget teams and groups and all that 'collaboration' BS. True ideas (and true change) - life changing and earth shattering ones - come from individuals.

That's right! All the great ideas have come from individuals:- Einstein - relativity- Edison - light bulb- Newton - gravity- Darwin - evolution- Curie - radiation/x-rays- Pasteur - medical sciences- Galileo - earth moving around sunand, more recently:- Al Gore - who invented the internet which is like a series of tubes.

Rumsfeld - Known Knowns and Unknown Knowns, Known Unknowns and Unknown Unknowns

Louis Reard - bikini