Rollercoaster, you are being very cruel.Joining the industry can be hard and you'll have to start by attending a first interview. These are held on Thursdays. In terms of salary the going rate would be between £21,451 and £23,212, reflecting the fairly narrow pay bands that the industry is offering these days.As for profile I would always suggest developing an aquiline profile - it has a bearing of noble stature and will take you far. It can be achieved by pressing your head hard against a wall for long periods.In terms of who might be interested, I’d suggest almost no one. Nice troll though.