Well done HR Dept! Pretty much agree. The one you have missed is “on closer inspection of your CV, during the interview, we realised you didn’t really have the right experience after all but obviously we can’t tell you that because you will realise we have completely wasted a few hours of your life and annual holiday allowance”Reference Chris’s original email sadly you are obviously disappointing them “in the flesh” and even if you could find someone honest enough to tell you (friend? Mentor? Boss?) it might be something you can’t do anything about even if you wanted to. In my experience it’s often something a bit tricky for someone to tell you: too short, too fat, too spotty, long hair, otherwise scruffy, odd speech mannerisms, grammatical errors on CV, skirt too short etc. I recently had a candidate, currently working at a big 4 up for a director level interview who I hadn’t met. They called me afterwards and said “have you met her?”. I said I hadn’t and they said she was very overweight, short skirt, clouds of strong perfume and stripy hair: ie potentially rather lacking credibility with clients