I have sub-optimal academic results but I am not to blame. I consider my parents, school, friends and a number of environmental factors (such a overhead power lines) to be to blame. I am taking the appropriate legal action against all relevant parties in respect of the above, but have now come to the conclusion that I have a fundamental human right to a successful career and a big house. Having been rejected by a number of consultancies, I now plan to sue them for breaching my human rights. Will any of you sign a petition in support of my brave and principled stance?
