OK...so let's make this thread interesting. - Your job role- Experience- Salary- LocationI'll go first...- IT Consultant (Systems Integration) / Team Lead in the PLM space- 5 years out of uni, current role 18 months- $80K + 9% super + bonus (whatever that is)- Sydney!!!

- Horse Whisperer- Talking very quietly to animals since birth- Volunteer- Paddock

-Pimp Extraordinaire-I manage a group of celebrities for very high end clientele-The sky is the limit-Necker Island most of the time

The power behind the Throne/Puppet MasterWhatever I chooseI own everything. Literally [i]everything[/i].Everywhere.

- Jack of all MC trades, master of f all- Experience: L8 Elf Fighter (for those who played AD&D in their childhood!)- Salary: 3 million (in Zimbabwean Dollars)- Location: here and there, everywhere

I have my own business and i am owner of it. My income is about $5000 per month and i am happy with that.

Role: Water carrierExperience: SplashSalary: All the water I can carryLocation: Water world

Wow...4 people with the same joke. Ease up on the creativity!I bet you guys don't even lift!

Please change "man" to "hole".... Thanks

Two key things that do not make this thread interesting:1) How much superannuation you receive from your current employer.2) The three unnecessary exclamation marks after your location.

@ Arby - Kill yourself...@ tom1 - I don't get...is 9% too little/too much? Also, with the exclamation marks, I was merely bringing attention to the fact that I live in the best city in the world.Anyways, if anyone else wants to add to the original post...that would be great!

Role: Pretend consultant (I just sell stuff nowadays).Experience: I feel old....I am old.Salary: Yes please.Location: Suitcase.

- Your job roleRecruitment Consultant- ExperienceTrawling LinkedIn, Yellow Pages, Cold Calling etc- SalaryMega bucks!!!- LocationRegus One

Is there any point to this thread?To be honest i would like to do as little as possible for as much money as possible...