During my exotic travels as a Consultant recently, I met some really unusual women - wanted to fight me, drink / dine with me, negotiate better outcome (for them) and I couldn't understand a word they said, and I thought how would Camster respond ? Would he learn their language, get drunk and be happy or just get them pregnant ?BTW I was in the East End of GlasgowDC

In such situations in that particular quarter of Glasgow it is wise to learn the following:You: gonny no day that!Them (those indulging in annoying behaviour): how?You: just gonny no!Articulated with authority, this should suffice.Should it not I recommend asking the barman to provide the ladies with a "round of Buckie" while you slip out the door.

Still alive...