I don’t know Dave – not sure it would run the full length of a mini-series…..------------------------------------Episode One – “When you’re late, you can’t be later”INTERNAL SHOT – HEAD OFFICE OF A BANK – BY THE WATER COOLERMr Cool: Look Steve, I need to have a quick informal chat about your timekeeping. Steve (sheepishly): Yeah, I’m sorry I was late again. To be honest I had too much to drink again last night at the hotel where the team are all staying, then got caught in traffic coming into the client office. Mr Cool: Steve, boozing it up on expenses is all part of the job, but it’s an unwritten rule that you have to be able to hide your hangover from the client. Just because they’re paying for it, doesn’t mean they expect you to be late. I’m afraid I’m going to have to extend your probation period until you can show that you’ve got what it takes.Steve: Really!! Jeez, I didn’t realise it was such a big deal. I’m really sorry!Mr Cool: There were a few sideways glances at you from the clients when you sloped in at ten past nine. Some of them were suggesting that you’re a shandy-nancy.Steve: No way – I was on a major bender! G&T before dinner, couple bottles of decent wine with the meal and a bunch of beers afterwards. There’s no way I’d spend the clients money on shandy and then be late the next day. Please, please give me another chance. I know I’ve got what it takes to have a career in consultancy.Mr Cool (thoughtfully): Hmmm. Look. You seem to have potential. How about we do a deal. Leave early for the next few days on the pretext of an off-site meeting. Get an early start in the bar. The rest of the team will join you later as normal and we can get some proper focus on your drinking – cocktails, Krug, XO Cognac – the type of stuff you’ll need to handle if you want to make partner one day. If you can handle that and still make it in for 7am, then I’ll rethink the probation thing.Steve: Thanks, Mr Cool. I won’t let you down.FADE--------------------------------------