I think it's time we start a new 'catch-all' thread. First topic, why are women in Brazil so good-looking?

...and how can they afford to sell the beer so cheap?

.....when everything else is so bloody expensive???

That went well... awkward.

Hehe... you guys!! :)

What happened to Mars and DC?

I dunno but I miss them and hope they're both keeping well

I'm still here - travelling a lot at moment but sadly just uk based not the international stuff I did before. Camster are you still in Far East ? DC

DC, am in LatAm. Bouncing between Brazil and Mexico.

What! Like on a space hopper? That must take ages! You should try flying...

Well, I knew that expense budgets were being cut, but not that much...!

I'm bored. Can someone provide another five ridiculously specific answers to which we can provide questions to....

Hmmm. Ended previous post with a preposition. How awkward.

Hmm, answers to which you can provide questions... Here is goes:1) 4.5362) about six inches on average, shorter in the Winter3) BEP4) too many to count5) I am jobGo for it.....

Hmmmm. I can only work with what's given to me.....Q. If during a graduate interview, an Accenture Partner implies through innuendo that his manhood is six inches long, how long is it likely to be in centimetres? Calculate your answer to three decimal places.A. 4.536Q. How long is a period of historical discontent?A. about six inches on average, shorter in the WinterQ. What is the international unit of measurement for consultancy nostalgia, expressed as number of wistful reminiscences divided by age to the power of P, where P equals years as partner?A. The BEPQ. How many cheesy puns are there in Bram Stoker's Dracula?A. too many to countQ. What did Steve Baulmer recently write on his one page application to work in his local Apple Store? A. I am job

On average, what is the IQ of one-time posters in the Top-Consultant forum?1) 4.536 If you ask an American stood on the north-side of London Bridge. "Stood here, how tall do you think the Shard is?"2) about six inches on average, shorter in the Winter What do you call a short-sharp honk of your car horn?3) BEP How many times does a new poster ask a question that has been asked/answered numerous times on this forum?4) too many to count What is the best approach to getting advice on new careers?5) I am job

I actually laughed out loud at these... Well done!

Nice! 18 and counting.....

What we could do is to put the thread number - then an interesting, accessible fact.According to Wikipedia - 19 is the aliquot sum of two odd discrete semiprimes, 65 and 77 and is the base of the 19-aliquot tree...Well I never?!

20 is a number which used to represent quite a big chunk of money. A £20 note used to be quite a big deal - like a £50 note is these days. Nowadays you can barely buy a sandwich in central London without breaking into a £20 note. We can thank the liberals for that.

The 21st century is the century which fills BEP with the fear of the unknown, populated by automated, bloodthirsty spam-bots...

22 is the approximate number of spam emails I receive every day (ones that make it through the spam filter!) ;)

24 is the percentage of men suffering from premature .....

23 is the number of times I read that last post before coming up with this

From the top 25 great Chuck Norris jokes, my favorite is:For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Hi Guys,Thanks for the laughs, especially the 5 answers thingy.What's new? How's the UK?

1) 4.536 Average time it takes Accenture consultants on new engagement to raise a CCN in hours2) about six inches on average, shorter in the Winter Bi Annual Report thickness by McK on Greek cash flow and tax / tourist receipts 3) BEP What a LEAN version of a Nissan 250X horn sounds like4) too many to count Amount of Pies Eric Pickles eats in a week5) I am job Eric Pickles personal pie makerDC