If they asked for help from consultancies to plan the wedding what would happen;-Here's a starter for 101. Accenture - couldn't deliver it on time - here's a CCN for 20142. KPMG -MARRIAGE are you sure this is the correct strategy3. Atos Consulting - oops the guest list - we've misplaced the data stick - there's no one important on it is there ? just tel, email, address of politicians, celebs, royalty etc4. There must be a tiger joke here for the honeymoon - performance delivered and all that5.......

MBB - Give us all your wedding presents and we'll give you 20 powerpoint slides prepared by a 22 year old and presented to you in a monotone by a senile old balding overweight greasy haired arrogant nasty piece of work partner who thinks he owns the place.

Dave, about the powerpoint slides, don't forget to be detailed and descriptive.

Losers

Hehe

Surely a big public sector job like this requires PA...oh wait a minute, they've fired everybody!

Is it true that Harry is not invited as it's a family only affair?

As a professional Strategy Consultant (yes, that's with a capital S and a capital C), I would like to discuss the impact of emerging Chinese markets on the wedding. After all, it's totally irrelevant and nobody knows anything about it, so it must be very "high level".

China is very relevant - most of the wedding gifts will be manufactred there.

Dave,Tell us did you ever worked for BIG4? if so at what level? I know in past you have worked for RBS, Barclays, IBM etc. but do not know about your consulting background. I also know where you are working at present.....

...and do be detailed and descriptive

I'm just pleased that we finally have an attractive member of the royal family....take that Monaco and Denmark!

Attractive member? Who would that be?

Just heard from a relocation consultancy :-Buckingham Palace quash rumours Wills and Kate are moving to north Wales - the mistake was made when Wills asked Kate where she liked it most - "One likes it in Wrexham" Wills thought he heard and immediately started to look up the wrong alley quotes a palace spokesman